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10月22日 sotp aynny msiateksAoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. An Ode to PluralsWe'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose, And the plural of cat is cats, not cose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim! Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; Neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England. We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends And get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English Should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship. We have noses that run and feet that smell. We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway. And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language In which your house can burn up as it burns Down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, And in which an alarm goes off by going on. And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop? 7月19日 Hottest Day in England !Well,today may possibly be the hottest on record(acording to the forcast) so,enjoy it.Have the day off (if you can get away with it).Go to the beach,swimming,or watever.You will look back in winter and wish you did,enjoy and don't forget about the "sunburn" situation !
So,chillout all and watch the peache's on the beache's :) 12月8日 In Memory of John Lennonwowww,was sad to recall,on a TV doc, john's 25th anni of death. one of the greatest person's to have contributed towards music..
Hears a thought for you Dear John your missed by a lot of people and definatly inspired more
11月23日 Really Real!!!'...What is "real"? How do you define "real"? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain...'
'...Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me...'
'...The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. What truth? That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind...'
'...I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you...'
'...You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes...'
Isn't it great? Please don't take the blue pill, the rabbit-hole is never ending! 11月13日 A Friend In Mind Our Dusty Has Gone
Just so quickly it was
One minite he was playin cards
And visiting friends a Some
Although it was Virtual
It was real for me
Playing & chatting
It was fun & free
Your in our thoughts Dusty
Each and every time we play
Just had to give a Tribute to ya
Dont know what else to say
8月9日 Pen'sFFound ONE.
wellim in my bed testing pens out,seem to collect things and are forever throwing them out.its 3:46am and in my pit.like going to bed early nowerdays,strange all these pens,half work,buttt thats life.wheeee iv found a good one.
funny how in the blink of a eye you have LOADS of paperwork.ow my ow my.even got a weely bin in this resort for it a resorts to become to late or early.ok sorted the pen situ
out can through the rest away together with a throughaway takeaway
Glad the suttle got down ok today in CA Before Marrage...HEY YOU ALL WITH YOUR PEACHES AND CREAM
WHACHING CRICKET IN A DREAM
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BECOME
WHEN YOUR LIFE BECOMES GLUM
WHO'ME HERE,THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
JUST THOUSE OTHER'S CLAPPIN
WELL IV GOT A STORY FOR YOU
MY LITTLE MINDS IN BLUE
YOU HAVE VOTED YOUR LAST VOTE
YOU HAVE BECOME OUR JOKE
ANARCKY HAS AWAKENED OUR MINDS
TIME FOR YOU TO SHUT THE BLINDS
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO TEN
AND JUST LET US LOT GO FOR EM
CARS AND STARS AND ALL OF THESE
WONT CONTROLE YOUR DESEASE
NOW WE ARE A BIT ANNOYED
WITH ALL OUR PLANS YOV DESTROYED
BEHOLD AND COUNT TO TEN
HEAVEN WAZ'NT BUILT FOR YOU MEN
AND YOUR WOMAN SLUTS AND WHORES
NOT EVEN A DECENT FUCK
EVEN WHEN ONE SCORES
SO ILL GET MARRIED
*wrote this on a bit of paper about 3yrs ago,come across it today.
must have another root around
too see what iv not found
hummm
Scoob august 2005
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